Where people stick their noses...

Hello I guess the first thing you should do with things like this is introduce yourself...

So hi there my name is Misty (as I am sure you can read on the URL of my blog) and if you can't read then you are going to have a really hard time with this blog!

Well lets see here I am a single mom of three children and I am a whole 26 yrs old.... Now before you ask, yes I knew what birth control is, yes I know how to practice self control, I just chose not to LOL.... Got it lol... Thought I would try some humor... Really though, I get all the time comments like, I must have my hands full. Or the better you then me... Which I guess I am glad to hear that because then what would happen to these kids with that comment? However, I never seem to get why people MUST impose and add their humble opinions. Like for instance say one day I meet my prince charming (from what rock he seems to be hiding from? Maybe he is under the mess of toys in the kids room??? Now that I think about it hmmmm maybe that is what happend Jerry???? Was wondering where he went. interesting... )

anyways, say I meet my prince and decided I would just love to pop another kiddo out! Now what business is it of anyone elses if I do so? I mean is anyone else but me carrying the child for nine months? Is your stomach getting stretched with stretchmarks that (note to new mothers: THAT DO NOT GO AWAY WITH LOTION even if you use the shay butter baby! Give it up your getting stretch marks if you are ment to have them whether you like it or not), I am the one who indures any sickness (which lucky I don't tend to get sick prego) I endure having the thing the size of a watermelon come out of a size of a lemon! I am the one that will be waking in the nights, going to the doctor visits, having throw up in MY hand, hearing constantly but she is sticking her tongue at me and things like but he touched me... Or how about the I didn't color with the marker on the wall (which the child has marker stains every where including some how in their freaken hair?) ... So what's it to you that I would want another child in the future... Now wait..... Why do I? Another blog for another day maybe....

So anyways, I was introducing myself... So okay we have established that I have three children and I am annoyed by comments about me having three... Next, okay yes I am single.... I am going through a divorce. I have been seperated from my ex for oh, 16 months hoping to get the divorce final in November! Whoo-hooo I am so glad (no offense to him) but I am so throwing a party... Everyone we are meeting a Pete's piano bar, dates and times will be posted at the closer date LOL.... No really it's been pretty easy, the only reason why things have been delayed is for some money issues on my part... Divorce is just not cheap! Funny costs you what like 50 bucks to get married at a JP costing me 1200 to take it back??? LOL how is that fair? Sigh... Oh well it's worth it in the end.

Aside from the stresses of being the single mom... I can at least say I have lost 62lbs... So I am happy for that Pics will be listed below.... So that's been one plus... However, dating on the other hand... I am really wondering if I have SMACKED on my head only men with serious emotional issues OR those who are in relationships please talk to me??? I mean look at me I am not a "bad" looking girl... And yes I can be a little on the nuts side, I will admit it... BUT GEEZ... You should of seen some of the men that messaged me on yahoo profiles... I swear do mean even READ the profile.. Because no where did it say I fancy men who are in their 60's OR does it say that while I wear woman's clothing I would like my mate to wear them too???? I don't recall saying that in the profile???????? SO how is it then I would get an "ice breaker" of looks like we have a lot in common or some crap like that???????? Or how about the I am not looking for a a one night stand and I get messages about hooking up for a one night stand (granted I did consider one, oh wait I am not suppose to share that).... Back that up... Anyways but Seriously men out there take the time to READ the profile instead of just drooling over the pic I mean what did you do wipe the drool on the screen to where you couldn't then read what I wrote??????? Sigh.... So I have given up on that route for a little while...

Let's see what else about me.... about me.... Well I guess I shouldn't share all in one day because then what will you have to read about tomorrow... So until then... Have a great night, blow off the unnecessary advice, ignore those who don't know how to read, and sleep well :)

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