Happy Birthday Baby!

So yesterday was my son's 5th Birthday... So in honor of his birthday I made a slide show from when he was a baby to now! I hope you enjoy it....

It was September 21st, 2003 when our son was born. I was 38wks pregnant when I noticed my son wasn't moving as much anymore. My husband (at the time) convinced me for peace of mind to just go to the hospital so they could get him moving and send us home. So we dropped the girls off at their nana's and told her we would be back in a couple hours. We arrived at Baylor of Dallas I guess around 8pm or it could of been earlier (It's been a while lol).... I remember though when we got there the hospital was VERY busy. They were having to send patients to Parkland which I was praying I wouldn't have to deliver there. They were so packed they had to monitor me in the ER room.

Once they gave me some soda of course our son starts moving. However the nurse was concerned. Apparently I was in early labor (who knew? I was having contractions for weeks). She called my midwife and let her know I was contracting and that his heart rate kept dropping. My midwife was out of town, so her assistant who I met once came. It took another 2 hours for her to get there. They spoke of induction but once my midwife got there she checked me and low and behold I was already 5 cms. So she decided it was best to just break my water and see what happens.

By midnight we got us a room. She broke my water and the fun began. I labored on the birthing ball as she massaged my back. 3 hrs later I am laying on the bed already pushing out our son.... I was so proud to do it with no epi like I did with my second (that and the labor was only 3 hrs) whoo-hoo..... I hear in the room the nurses saying did you see that??? See What??? Excuse me? Um- hello mom heard that! Apparently the reason his heart rate was dropping because his cord was wrapped around his neck and body so tight that is split apart once he came out... It was a miracle I came when I did because she said she wasn't sure how long it would of held up in the womb.

But he was perfect. 8lbs even, 19 3/4 inches long and beautiful... It's amazing how the years pass by..... Now I have a 5yr old boy who is all boy.... So here is the slide show.

P.S. I Love You!!!

So last night I watched the Movie P.S. I love you! OMG I am SO inlove with this movie and not just because Gerard Butler was in it, though it did help... Good lord he is sexy. I mean come on look at the man (Pics Below)

So Sexy just look at those eyes!!! I am not much for older men but wow I would so leave Derrick in a heart beat and do him if he offered.... Okay so I wouldn't leave Derrick I would just let him know that he is on the list. What? You know you guys have a list! What is the list? It's a list of people who if they ever came up to you and said they wanted to have hot and wild lovens that your partner would be like oh, yeah it's great, go a head hunny, I am good.... You have fun... Besides they are "on the list" lol... But hey even the star wasn't too shabby himself. Shown here so sexy right???? See Nice huh??? For those of you men if any of you ever read this thing you might reconize him better by this pic Though honestly for me doesn't make me want to google all over him?? Maybe it's just me though????

Anyways, it is a WONDERFUL story, I know I wanted to watch it when it came out but just never went! It will have you laughing, then crying, then laughing, then crying.... It's a complete rollercoster of GREATNESS!!!! I really did love it.... It really became my favorite movie!!!! Must see, total Chick flick....

Anyways I just wanted to share.... P.S. I love you Like 10 thumbs up! Yes I have 10 thumbs... Don't call me a freak! You don't know me.... Don't judge me!!!! LOL.....

Quiet

So what do I hear, QUIETNESS... Kids are in bed, my boyfriend is asleep.... You would think one would rejoice, sing a hymn (that's how you spell it right??? okay, what so to blog I have to pass a spelling bee too?) Anyways, but I am not.... I already did my list of things to do, email... Check.... Myspace.... Check... Mobsters.... Check.... Steal lots of money from people on mobsters to piss them off when morning comes because I took about 300,000 from them and so they end up yelling swear words at their computer, Damn you Husslu (no I didn't come up with this name mobsters some how felt that I should be graced with this name. Everyone else picked their names however, I guess I am special. So nah!)... Check (just wrote like the longest phrase, sentence whatever it would be called)... Check... Call friends who don't answer their phone, but some did, and ended up taking to my ex and one good friend so check.... checked my mommy group but realized I don't have the patience to read like a 1000 posts so clicked off that immediately... check... Ignore the dishes.... Check, And now blogging so check....

And yet I sit here and I am bored... Though I will say that I am trying so hard not to jinx myself because even though I am bored, for FOUR freaken nights now Katie has woken up crying her head off saying she hurts down there upinside her girl parts shall we say. We have had an ER trip already and nothing... We can't figure this out for the life of us. So today I keep her home and realise she is a bit constipated (funny cause last week it was flowing like no ones business but hey bodies are weird sometimes which also means she has had some dairy lately). Anyways get some nice little enama stuff everyones dream to have their mom shoot liquid up their butts... Of course her response was why did you put the stingy thing up there??? Well, I don't know Katie for shits and giggles maybe???? To make you poop goober! No I didn't tell my 6 yr old that exactly! Of course mins later she looks like she is about to explode and well boy oh boy can you say barf bag when walking into the bathroom. Now katie is a SMALL girl like a whole 30lbs and she is only 6... How on earth can a smell that you would expect from some guy come out of her????????? I regress to try to figure this one out. Katie proudly shows me how soft her belly is and that she is all better... Asks as well if I will be sticking her with the stingy thing anymore. I let her know I won't for now...

So we are all crossing our fingers this works and she sleeps tonight... Because OMG I do NOT want to go to the freaken ER at 2am sit there for HOURS once again for them to tell me I don't know, maybe she has worms in her butt (that's what they said was possibly it the first time) Well can you CHECK please... Which is an interesting thing in itself.... See we had NO clue what was causing Katie's pain. All she could say was it hurt up in her privates. So now I am informed by this stupid ER doc that I have to check her to see worms... Never in my life did I think I would want to dig, poke and prod through my daughters butt hole to find a disgusting little worm. I just never thought I would ever even think of that sentence... (note to self things I never thought I would say as a mom log number 33,432 please have a worm in your butt, please have a worm in your butt).... Sigh being a mom is just so great.... Seriously just go out there and have like 12 of them, I dare you! LOL.

So all in all we are *hoping* this did the trick and maybe JUST MAYBE it's constipation and nothing more serious.... I don't want to even think about the alternatives (which was something was stuck up inside of her that she put there god knows when, and I would have to blame myself for giving her the curious gene or something since I found out at the age of ten I put paper in my ears and I have NO clue when I did such a thing but apparently I thought it was a good place to stick paper?!).

Other then that, it's about all going on here.... Well other then the obvious, ya know sucky gas prices, no freaken money, going insane daily, wanting to strangle boyfriend from time to time, ready to sell the children to the lowest.. uhem I mean highest um yeah bidder.... Things like that.....

So here is some wine because I have to save mine for tomorrow... My boyfriend is passed out on Benadryl and I am not certain I can violate him in his sleep and well being a little buzzed, off of the wine that I have left and not succeding in his rape just doesn't sound too fun! So I will wait until tomorrow when the kids are gone and well he is more awake to violate him before I decide to drink anything.... What? don't judge me, It's been like a freaken month since I had a glass... Oh yeah you were thinking about the rape part wasn't you??? Again don't judge me... You're just jealous.... You only wish I could rape you.... hehehe....

Goodnight all.....

Random Stuff

Hmmmm.... Where to start on my random thinking..... Well I guess I will update so far on the Milk issue... So my daughter Amy gets into the car and informs me she was refused anything to drink at lunch!!! Well how nice of them! Of course Katie chirps in (yes she chirps just like a bird, can you believe it we understand bird!) and lets me know that she did get juice infact she moved up from orange juice to apple juice... Ewwwww Ahhhhhhh...... Anyways of course this doesn't settle well with Amy nor I. I called the peds office to make sure the letter has been sent. I will be going up to the school tomorrow to make sure my children will have some liquid with their food... god forbid that peanut butter get stuck to the roof of their mouths with nothing wet to ease it down. Man that sounded a bit nasty? Okay mind out of the gutter, Mind out of the gutter.... Before we get to gutter talk....

My next thought is a comment my oldest Amy tells me... I love how children who are only 8 freaken years old seem to have the ability to talk back and act like they already have lived this world! Ya know experience, jobs, friends, money all the good adult stuff that we would traid in for play time and naps anyday. Anyways back to my rambling point here. My daughter had her pillow outside and I told her she needed to bring it in the house. She mouths off and says Katie brought it outside and why does she have to bring it inside. I am like well YOU were the one laying on it and besides I asked you to do it... I mean common it's not like I am asking her to clean the whole house or something I am asking to walk a few steps and take a pillow inside the house! UGH! So she gets all dramatic and says how it's not fair, I'm so mean and I don't care about her.....

Excuse me but lets stop for a minute since when did I already have a TEENAGER or something? First this is about a PILLOW! Ugh... I tell her oh I don't care, so those toys, those clothes, those shoes, that pillow... All those things you have and I don't care.... I am so tempted to take her bed down. Make her wear just panties, take out all her toys everything she has, and wait for her to beg for food... OF course I am sure CPS wouldn't find that very motherly by far. But maybe she would get to see what she has... Or maybe a nice little trip at the homeless shelter? Geez since when did 8yr olds get such a BIG HEAD? Can you say DRAMA QUEEN! Did I mention she is 8 what shall I expect at 18??? No wait... don't answer that I am going to assume that we will skip over those years and go right to when she is an adult married and I can play with the grandbabies... I can do that right?

ugh...

I think that's all my thoughts for tonight I am sure I will have more tomorrow lol.

No Milk!

The picket lines form.... No Milk, No Milk, No Milk.... The swat cars come... Tell us to put down our bottle waters or they will shoot.... sigh... the scene that plays over and over in my head.

So here's the deal! My lovely daughters Amy and Katie as shown in the pic below :)

Don't let their cute faces fool you, they are EVIL I tell you EVIL... Okay not evil but that's besides the point. Katie the smaller one of the right has a Milk allergy and Amy the one on the left has lactos issues, so needless to say neither one of the girls can really have milk. So they girls start school. Well on Friday my daughters tell me that they lunch lady isn't going to allow them to have anything to drink at school unless I give a doctors note stating why they can't have milk. Now I have done loads of research on milk, this stuff really is not all that good for the body (hence why my girls have issues, infact we don't even drink the stuff in our house we drink soy actually). Anyways, I go up to the school this morning to see if this could possibly be true I mean their old school AT LEAST offered some water....

According to the "food manager" it is the LAW that my girls get milk unless I have a doctors note stating otherwise. I asked well do you at least offer an alternative? Trying to get out of having to call the doctor, send over the crap worry if it will get there and blah blah blah... It's really not a HUGE deal but still a hassle none the less. I ask can't they just have water??? She says yeah if you are willing to pay an additional 75 cents for it! What? Last I saw water was free and when did schools stop having water fountains? But hey it's been a while since I have been in school so what do I know right??? The juice they have is an addition 5 cents... Which MAKES NO sense... So here are the choices if you have to pay right.... You have 8 oz's of milk which is 50 cent's though it's priced in with the food so no extra charge there, 4 oz's of juice for 55 cents (funny because juice is cheaper then milk but whatever) and 75 cents for 12 oz of water.... Sigh...

So now I have to call the peds office today and see if they don't mind writing up SOMETHING for the school and fax it over so my girls can have something to drink because I didn't have any extra cash to send them something today.... Ugh....

Anyways just wanted to rant about that today.

Phew what a long couple of weeks....

Well in my last post I mentioned how my son broke his finger... Well on Friday he got his cast :) a camo one as seen on the left... He is so proud! He says it's his army gun going around peew peewing everyone (that in case you didn't know was the sound of his gun!). He has to wear it for 3 wks so can we say he will have a REALLY STINKY ARM... Ugh and he has to ride in the car home with me!!!!! LOL

The girls well.... They started school last week right... On the Friday before I enrolled them in the school we were told they were suppose to go to. On Saturday I get a call from that school and then I am told it's the wrong school they should go to the school that is on the other side of us? Funny makes no sense this the school I enrolled them in was right down the street on my side of the street the other one is on the other side of the street and further down. But whatever... We enrolled them anyways. Well on Tuesday I get a call from them letting me know that the first school we enrolled them in was after all the school they were suppose to be in.... What??? You have to be f'n kidding me?????? Nope! All I get is a big I am sorry... So on Wednesday I had to go to the old school get their school supplies and then take the girls to the new school. I FINALLY got them enrolled by 11am.... Sigh....

Other then that things went well. I walked the girls to school for the first time today. I swear my legs were screaming on the way back saying excuse me you normally do not use me like this and well a warning would of been nice! Not to mention it didn't help that this mom started walking with me and well she walked faster then I did, so I walked faster too... Can't let her know I can't keep up right?????? I am SUPER MOM (saying that in the overcast voice!) Okay so I am not but one could dream.

She asked if I was going to join the PTA... I have considered this.... Thinking of the PTA I know this couldn't be correct but I just imagin these women in this like sun dresses drinking tea talking about I don't know things like how can we make school lunch something the kids would actually eat???? I don't know.... I plan to join today so I will update you on that.

That's the update.... I will talk to you peeps soon. Enjoy and I hope you had a nice long weekend :)